Pineapple Man

Pineapple Man is the Fruit & Vegetable Mascot for one of the Lucan City Shopping Malls. He stands outside grocery stores with his microphone & speaker, advertising the health benefits of fresh fruit and vegies.
He got the job because he looks like a pinepple with his spikey green mohawk and thick orange-tanned skin.
His real name is Jordan Syntax. His parents are Sarah and Simon Syntax who own a factory that makes plastic fake vomit & dog do-do.
He lives two blocks from Moe, and he gives his best friends free fruit and vegetables.
(original idea for 'Pinepple Man' is from my friend B.L)