Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sumo Sok

Presenting.... SUMO SOK, a former Japanese fighting master, aka the great Sokhealy (but that name is very rarely used)...
Sumo Sok, at his retired age of 423, teaches other Weirdos to sumo wrestle and shows them ancient Weirdo super moves. When people complain about their crap life, he says "Stop whinging! Do you know what its like to out-live your parents?".
His weapons of protection are a baton, his ultra skilled fighting moves and his secret organisations' magic powers. Sumo Sok is a religious man. His religion is called Bobactionwee. Bobactionwee devotees believe that growing a long beard will give eternal life, and so far the great Sumo Sok has proved it is so.