Sun God!!!

...and now were following the burning path to SUNGOD!!! The most evil and despised Weirdo in the Weirdo Universe. He is normally multi-coloured flames, but when he is angry he turns purple. SUNGOD!!! is twice the heat of the sun and what ever he touches disintergrates. He is a massive Weirdo that has the capability to destroy citys. He has a son named Solar but Solar is a disgrace to SUNGOD!!! becasuse he is not a very good fighter and always gets beaten.

stay tuned for Mr Mysterious... our next Weirdo coming soon..

Key Dude

....and now we're unlocking the door to Key Dude!!! This mentally unstable Weirdo is always stressed from his 24/7 job keeping all the keys belonging to the Mayor of Berbera City safe. Especially the official key to the city!

He has a bucket on his head with curls painted on it to make other weirdos think that it is just hair. It is actully filled with  keys to every house in Berbera City. He also holds the key to the underground tunnel from Berbera City to Tabora Village.
All this responsibility has turned him into a nervous wreck who worries all day and night.

Sumo Sok

Presenting.... SUMO SOK, a former Japanese fighting master, aka the great Sokhealy (but that name is very rarely used)...
Sumo Sok, at his retired age of 423, teaches other Weirdos to sumo wrestle and shows them ancient Weirdo super moves. When people complain about their crap life, he says "Stop whinging! Do you know what its like to out-live your parents?".
His weapons of protection are a baton, his ultra skilled fighting moves and his secret organisations' magic powers. Sumo Sok is a religious man. His religion is called Bobactionwee. Bobactionwee devotees believe that growing a long beard will give eternal life, and so far the great Sumo Sok has proved it is so.

Pineapple Man

Pineapple Man is the Fruit & Vegetable Mascot for one of the Lucan City Shopping Malls. He stands outside grocery stores with his microphone & speaker, advertising the health benefits of fresh fruit and vegies.
He got the job because he looks like a pinepple with his spikey green mohawk and thick orange-tanned skin.
His real name is Jordan Syntax. His parents are Sarah and Simon Syntax who own a factory that makes plastic fake vomit & dog do-do.
He lives two blocks from Moe, and he gives his best friends free fruit and vegetables.
(original idea for 'Pinepple Man' is from my friend B.L)

Bzz

Weirdo Bzz is a half fly/half human. No one knows how he ended up this way because he cannot talk to tell the tale. The only sound he can make is "Bzz", which is what everyone calls him, since his real name is not known.
Bzz's favourite place to hang out is the Lucan City Dump, where he sometimes annoys Coney and often feasts on rotting scraps.
Bzz wears one purple & one orange shoe, has green wings and strange facial markings. Fly spray cannot kill him.
He wouldnt hurt anyone, but his loud buzzing can be very annoying.

Coney

Weirdo Coney lives at the Lucan City Dump in an old broken down car, because it is the best place to keep the hundreds of road cones that he collects for a hobby. His eyes have even turned triangle shape from staring at them!
Coneys interest in cones started when he successfully defended his home from robbers with a nearby road cone when he was just a little weirdo.
Despite his weak appearance, he is a skilled and honourabe fighter. His weapons of choice are razor sharp cones on his fists and feet.
Coney is a 'good guy' who helps Anti-Venom and Oz Modern P.
Coneys real name is Riley Shell but every one calles him Coney. His favourite food is ice-cream cones.

The Gollionk

The moment we've all been waiting for.. feast your eyes on the hideous and gruesome creature called...... 'The Gollionk'!

The Gollionk is a small, fast and rare mystical creature. He trys to mutate Weirdos and bend them to do his bidding by forcing radioactive earth worms down their throat!

So far he has taken control of Edward Zeal Yinfield aka 'Venom' but who knows how many there will be....Now you know what sort of horrific monster turned Venom into the evil villain he is today.

The Gollionk has proved almost impossible to catch because he is able to jump 100 times his own height in a split second.

Oz Modern P

INTRODUCING...... Oz Modern "P"
Oz Modern P is a serious space alien, who was cruising along in his space ship one day, when The Gollionk blasted him down to Earth and destroyed his ship. He is trapped on Earth with no way to return home to his family and boy is he P'd off (thats the "P" in Oz Modern P)
Since then, he has vowed to kill The Gollionk by using his Alien Ray-Gun which has the power of paralysis before hitting you with supersonic soundwaves that blow the skin right off your body.
Honorary Weirdo Oz Modern P is friends with Anti-Venom because Anti-Venom is enemies with Venom, who works for The Gollionk.
Oz Modern P works hard in his hideout trying to build a new spaceship so that he can go home to his Alien friends.

Anti-Venom

Weirdo Anti-Venom is a 'good guy'. His real name is Robbert Vern and he is the Arch Nemesis of Venom.
Anti-Venoms favourite weapons are a small machine gun with a bayonette on the end, and a serated dagger. He only uses them on Venom, and would never hurt a member of the Weirdo World public.
Anti-Venom has no fixed address. He wanders and roams about Weirdo World, never sleeping, so that he can protect the public from Venom.
He is friends with Oz Modern P a mysterious space alien who is the enemy of Gollionk, and Coney from the Lucan City Dump.

Vegas Genie

Little Vegas Genie isnt actually a genie. He is only under the self-hypnotised delusion that he is a fortune teller that lives in a lamp.
He lives on the East Side of Weirdo Vegas, and earns money by telling fortunes on the side of the street.
His favouring phrase is 'Your future is clouded..... I need more money to see clearly"
Vegas Genie has a thick mop of white hair that he thinks is 'ghost hair' so he covers it up with his stripey turban. The lamp he carries in not his home, but a lunch box that he keeps his toasted chicken, mayo & tofu sandwiches in.

Venom

Venom used to be an ordinary Weirdo criminal, but a poisonous space alien called the Gollionk mutated him by forcing radioctive earthworms down his throat, and he became a super villian. Venoms real name is Edward Zeal Yinfield but because of his horrible appearance and green colouring, people call him Venom. 
Venoms arch enemy is Robbert Vern aka "Anti-Venom". They lothe each other and will fight to the bitter end if the see each other.

Medic

This weirdo is Sergeant Medic of the Weirdo World Defence Force. His job is to provide medical assistance to defence personel and civilians in Weirdo World.
He has three medals for heroic saviour to defense commrades.
He carries his medical suppplies in a camouflage bag, and always has a SMG by his side for protection.

Nerd

Weirdo Nerd is a teenager who goes to West Lucan High School. He is very smart and good with computers but often picked on by bullies. They call him 'Nerd'.
Without his glasses, he cannot see properly and will often bump into walls.
He is especially hated by Moe because Moe thinks Nerd is 'un-cool'.

DG Chook

DG (Dr Gregory) was a high ranking chemistry professor. One day he was working on an experiment when a chicken flew into his lab, crashed the scene and their DNA became mixed... resulting in them fusing to become DG Chook. He turned evil because no one wanted to be his freind anymore.
DG Chook once had a major battle with ResH, who upon losing an eye from a nicely timed beak stabbing, stomped on the weirdo chook and very nearly killed him.
Legend has it, he lives in Oliver Meadows but no Weirdo has ever actually seen his house.
DG Chooks defense mechanisms are a super powerful beak stab, and blades on the edges of his wings.

Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble's real name is Matthew Kraal. He is a crazed criminal who wears an old homemade leather mask to cover his hideous face.
He is the 3rd most wanted Weirdo, sought after by the Weirdo World Police Force.
Gobble Gobble LOVES green shoes. He steals them and will kill to obtain any green footwear. He calls himself Gobble Gobble because his weapon of choice is an axe that was once used to decapitate turkeys.

Moe

Moe is a disco DJ who works part-time at a fitness gym. Whenever he hears the song 'Funky Town' he hypnotically starts dancing and cant stop until the music ends.
When Moe wears his treasured sweatband that his mother gave him when he was two years old, he obtains the superpower of endless energy.
He is the best friend of Weirdo Mr Man, and he despises Weirdo Nerd.
Moe loves to hang out at the gym looking cool. His house is located in the Far East side of Lucan City. Apartment 701 Diamond Avenue.
He has a pet parrot named Nigel who sings 'Funky Town" to make Moe dance.

ResH

ResH has taken some damage in his time in Weirdo World.

The lethal weapons that he carries are an electric sword, two bayonettes and a double ended boomerang knife.

He needs to saw off his own horns regularly, as they grow long and dig into his head. If left unattended, his own horns could kill him.

His left eye was pecked out by DG Chook in a seriously gruesome battle in one of the Light Woods of Weirdo World. ResH stomped on the sorry chicken with his feet blades, almost resulting in a fatal injury to DG Chook.

Devil

The Devil was the first ever Weirdo in Weirdos World. He was my inspiration for the concept, and all the other Weirdos.

He has several minions who serve him on command. He is fast, agile, and often inflicts fatal damage on others.
The Devil is merciless and leaves destruction in his wake. The giant pitch fork he holds has been used in many executions for his personal entertainment.

Angel

Do real Angels have such big FEET?

This beautiful Weirdo, is my second creation, and is second in charge of Weirdo World Heaven. She may look delicate, but she can pack a punch and wont think twice about shooting you in the rear with her bow & arrow.
She can also walk through walls. Only The Weirdo Devil and his minions can harm her.